Mugging the FedEx Man

I knew that FedEx was going to deliver 2 boxes with my new sewing machine today – I also knew I wanted them put into my car – at 3:00 the FedEx truck drove up to our building – I yelled I was going outside – ran down the stairs and hit the FedEx guy with the door -
Me – How many Boxes
Him – I don’t know
Me – well where are they
Him – on the back loading dock?
Me – You left my new sewing machine on the back loading dock
Him – Hey lady I’m here to pick up a package
Me – PICK UP? WHERE IS MY SEWING MACHINE
Him – Maybe the other guy has it.

4:15 – FedEx truck pulls up (I scream again to the people I’m working with and rush outside)I see a guy putting a large box upside down (This side UP)
Me – Hey is that my box?
Him – No
Me – how do you know – it looks like mine
Him – Well are you expecting a heavy box
Me – I’m expecting a sewing machine but I’m pretty sure mine will be delivered Right Side UP
Him – hummm – well this isn’t yours – its for Redington
Me – well do you Think that Deirdre Abbotts above Redington on that tag might be me
Him – Is it?
Me – Yup -
Him – well this one is heavy
Me – Ok – I’m going to drive my car around
Him – OK Drive around
Me – I thought that the last FedEx guy had my machine
Him – That was FedEx Express – they only lift envelopes

He flips over the box – gets it in the car and gives me the 2nd box. 40 Minutes until I can leave….. damn it went slow. I drive into my driveway – just in time to see my darling husband turn the corner on his Harley. Crap-The box is too big and heavy to get out of my car – GRRRR

I did open the small box – it has a plastic shoebox filled with oil and stuff – who cares!

DAMN
eirdre